strobing zoetrope holotank filled with glitchy rubber characters
Apt description of every AAA game this generation.
App icon for The Drowning, new iOS shooter from the former executive producer of Battlefield. Grab it on iTunes for zero cash dollars.
The godlike are the children of humanoids (most often humans) who have been “blessed” (or cursed, depending on personal or social view) with the physical manifestation of a divine spark granted by the gods. Godlike manifest their divine heritage in a variety of ways: wings, horns, strange birthmarks, talons, odd eyes - but they always manifest it somehow.
Godlike concept, Polina, Project Eternity by Obsidian Entertainment on Kickstarter
Yes. More of this, industry.
The strategy is to have customers pay $60 or more to traverse for hundreds of hours through story lines with orchestral soundtracks and realistic, hologram-like heroes and heroines.
Realistic, hologram-like heroes and heroines.
You know, I’m quite tempted to transition into mainstream media.
— Tim (@burgerdrome) November 28, 2012
BRING BACK MY COW aka “everything I want in a Vita game”.
Another tough one. I don’t really… I’m just over that cultural cringe. Gamers are a really diverse group - gamers aren’t even a group; everyone games - and different people like different things. Who are you trying to impress by ruling out one type of game or another? Some clique on the Internet? It amazes me that grown adults care what other people think on matters of taste. Unless you have some genuine, moral justification (and not just an enormous chip on your shoulder), you really have no reason to think any kind of game is less deserving of attention than another. People are dumb. Learn about subjectivity: “I don’t like X” is not “X is bad”. Oh god, whatever.
I am just kind of guilty about how many hours I spend gaming (and reading, watching movies, staring into space, walking, eating, etc) when I should be doing my paperwork, housework, grocery shopping, and other less fun activities required to ensure my day to day existence. Procrastination forever!
This image appears, somewhat inexplicably, at the bottom of an Andriasang post on Touch My Katamari.
And whereas Mario would become gaming’s most iconic franchise, Zelda is today recognised as one of gaming’s finest.
You all live in another fucking world, I swear.
Earlier today I linked to this review of indie rogue-like The Binding of Isaac on Twitter and commented that it was “interesting” because a Christian Pastor had written it, and awarded the game 9/10 - “phenomenal”.
I wanted to qualify that but couldn’t do it in in under 140 characters (or words, likely) and also, you know, I had actual work to do.
I noticed that closing remark about the writer being a Christian pastor, and I wondered what relevancy that had to the review.
1UP: That was one of the things I was most curious about, because it is a 10-year-old game.
1UP: So it’s got 10-year-old level design.
FO: It does.
1UP: How are you trying to convince people it’s worth playing again?
FO: We don’t have to. One of the weirdest things we noticed immediately was it hasn’t aged a day. It’s still a very, very modern shooter.
Could that be because - wait for it wait for it - the genre boundaries of FPS makes it nearly impossible to innovate with any success, so shooters have remained static for a decade?
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