How To Reach Out

  • realise you need to call someone
  • read through all your contacts list
  • eliminate people you don’t know well enough to talk to
  • eliminate people you don’t like
  • eliminate people you’ve already ruined your relationship with
  • eliminate people you don’t want to explain your current, self-imposed situation to
  • consider getting drunk
  • go to sleep and hope everything is better tomorrow (??)